 
An Insult-A-Day 2012 Desk Calendar
An Insult-A-Day 2012 Desk Calendar: We've
been taught it's best to say nothing if we have nothing nice to say, but
sometimes being nice is overrated. Then, firing off a one-liner or
unleashing a long-winded diatribe is the only course of action—and so much
more satisfying. An Insult A Day: Scathing (but funny) Quips and Gibes 2012
Day-to-Day Calendar contains pithy proclamations from politicians,
comedians, talk show hosts, and celebrities, as well as the best zingers
from movies and television shows. When it's time to really speak your mind,
any one of these well-placed barbs will get the point across. $13.99
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Anguished English 2012 Desk Calendar
Anguished English 2012 Desk Calendar:
Every day, in American cities large and small, the English language suffers
unspeakable abuses. Doctors, newspaper editors, lawyers, shop owners, and
members of the clergy all contribute to the anguish. The hilarious proof is
in the pages of this calendar by Richard Ledere. $12.99 |
 
Bunny Suicides 2012 Wall Calendar
Bunny Suicides 2012 Wall Calendar: Suicide
may be painless, but you’re liable to hurt yourself laughing over the new
methods these deeply depressed, yet cute and cuddly, bunnies have found to end
their existence. Andy Riley has given us 12 months of entertainment all in one
place, and while sometimes the method of bringing about the end isn’t what you
might expect, each new month has a new bunny ending. $13.99 |
Dave Barry 2012 Desk Calendar
Dave Barry 2012 Desk Calendar: The
Classic Dave Barry: Americas Pulitzer Prize-Winning Humorist 2012 Day-to-Day
Calendar is not called Classic Dave Barry because Dave resembles a Greek god
or anything like that. It just means that what you'll find on each page is
really funny stuff that Dave has written through the years. $13.99 |
 
Duh! 2012 Desk Calendar
Duh! 2012 Desk Calendar: Stupidity seems
to be everywhere—government, prisons, schools, Hollywood, business—and,
truth be told, most of us even have a questionable neighbor or two.
Presenting a daily example of one of the dumbest things ever said or
done—like the guy who tried to rid his house of spiders with a blowtorch,
but rid himself of a house instead; or the bank robber who used a holdup
note written on the back of his own account balance receipt—the Duh! The
Dumbest Things Ever Said or Done 2012 Day-to-Day Calendar makes known what
we've suspected all along: stupidity is everywhere, and it's hysterically
funny. $13.99
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Happy Bunny 2012 Wall Calendar
Happy Bunny 2012 Wall Calendar: It’s
Happy Bunny is the adorable little bunny with the deplorable attitude.
And he seems like the only one who tells it like it is to those who
really need to hear it (so consider this calendar as a great gift, too).
He’s happy! Don’t wreck it by not buying this calendar. $14.99
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Joke a Day 2012 Desk Calendar
Joke a Day 2012 Desk Calendar: Here
are 365 jokes to laugh at every day. You can start any day of the year.
Plus there is lots of memo pad space for you to write your own notes (or
make up your own bad puns). The undated pages are numbered Day 1, Day 2,
Day 3… $16.99 |
Life is Crap 2012 Desk Calendar
Life is Crap 2012 Desk Calendar:
Life Is Crap believes that commiserating with laughter is the
universal cure for crappy circumstances. They encourage us to poke a
little fun at ourselves, and balance out those occasional lousy moments
with a good belly laugh. $13.99
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Life is Crap 2012 Wall Calendar
Life is Crap 2012 Wall Calendar:
Life Is Crap believes that commiserating with laughter is the
universal cure for crappy circumstances. They encourage us to poke a
little fun at ourselves, and balance out those occasional lousy moments
with a good belly laugh. $13.99
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