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Animal Crack-ups Page-A-Day 2012 Desk Calendar
Animal Crack-ups Page-A-Day 2012 Desk
Calendar: Pairing a daily full-color photograph of an animal howling
with laughter and an irresistibly corny joke, pun, or riddle—it’s a goofy
hoot for the whole family. $13.99
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Apocalypse Survival Guide 2012 Wall Calendar
Apocalypse Survival Guide 2012 Wall Calendar:
Doomsday humor hits it big in 2012! This calendar pledges to be the “last
calendar you’ll ever need,” based on the Mayan calendar prediction that…
well, no point spoiling the end. $14.99 |
Are You Insane 2012 Desk Calendar
Are You Insane 2012 Desk Calendar: A
hilarious daily check of your sanity. This daily tear off desk calendar
with a plastic stand features a different photo, factoid, inspiration or
humorous tidbit for each day. $12.99 |
 
Big Buds 2012 Wall Calendar
Big Buds 2012 Wall Calendar: Marijuana
expert Ed Rosenthal brings another new cannabis calendar to the wild weed’s
many fans. Each month features a spectacular portrait of a different
marijuana plant in full, vibrant flower. The resins look good enough to roll
up, and the full plant shots are enough to make any gardener grow green with
envy. Full-color photos are accompanied by information that describes the
varietal and references the seed company that developed the strain. In
addition to standard holidays, the calendar also highlights birthdays of
celebrity tokers and significant dates in marijuana history and culture
(such as August 17, 1968, when Ziploc® bags were introduced). Starting in
September 2011, this calendar gives a full 16 months of buds. $7.95
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Awkward Family Photos 2012 Wall Calendar
Awkward Family Photos 2012 Wall Calendar:
"Painful, regrettable, horrifyingly awesome snaps of family bonding... you
will laugh so hard that people in adjoining offices will ask what's wrong
with you." —Esquire No matter who you are or where you're from, everyone has
had awful, cringe worthy moments, often with our loved ones. And when a
camera is around to record those special times, an awkward family photo is
born. Based on the hit blog of the same name, the Awkward Family Photos 2012
Wall Calendar features shots of uncomfortable moments with the people we
love the most. Each month features multiple full-color photos and
accompanying commentary that will keep you laughing all year long. $13.99 |
Bacon Love 2012 Mini Desk Calendar
Bacon Love 2012 Desk Calendar: Nothing on
earth compares to the mouthwatering aroma and lip-smacking taste of bacon.
Each full-color page of the Bacon Love! 2012 Mini Day-to-Day Calendar
features a yummy bacon recipe or a fun fact about this awesome meat. The
calendar's backer has magnets and an easel so it can be displayed on a desk,
counter, or fridge. $8.99 |
Barack Obama Out of Office Countdown 2012 Wall Calendar
Barack Obama Out of Office Countdown 2012
Wall Calendar: Perfect for the conservative, this calendar tracks
the days until Obama’s out of office! Features funny photos and the best
Obama and Biden bloopers, plus tips from fellow liberal one-termer Jimmy
Carter! “I’ve now been in fifty-seven states—I think one left to go.” --Barack
Obama “Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be
vice president of the United States of America. Quite frankly, it might
have been a better pick than me.” --Joe Biden Words of Wisdom from a
Fellow One-Termer: “I am convinced that UFOs exist, because I have seen
one.” --Jimmy Carter $12.99 |
Basic Instructions 2012 Desk Calendar
Basic Instructions 2012 Desk Calendar:
The Basic Instructions calendar spoofs and satirizes the absurdities of life
by providing hilarious, easy-to-follow steps on how to navigate the rapids
in the river of life, be they at the office, among your friends and enemies,
or in your significant relationships. $12.99 |
Battle of the Sexes 2012 Desk Calendar
Battle of the Sexes Desk Calendar: With
this Battle of the Sexes daily desk calendar, you can test yourself and your
friends to ultimately decide which is the superior sex, Male or Female. Each
page features a Male and a Female question with answers on the back. Prepare
to battle! $13.99 |
Big Black Calendar of Very Dirty Words 2012 Desk Calendar
Big Black Calendar of Very Dirty Words 2012
Desk Calendar: There's a big world of obscenity out there, and you will
explore every profane nook and cranny in The Big Black Calendar of Very
Dirty Words 2012 Daily Calendar. We're talking about daily insults,
obscenities, and vulgarities raw enough to make even the most unflappable
linguist blush. $13.99 |
F My Life 2012 Desk Calendar
F My Life 2012 Desk Calendar: From
the hilarious website Fmylife.com comes this collection of everyday
anecdotes and stories likely to happen to anyone and everyone. As others
share their unlucky misfortunes you will be reminded that you are not
alone in experiencing day to day drama. All calendar pages are printed
on FSC certified paper with environmentally safe inks, and each page
contains a full color image on glossy paper. $13.99
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Big Nate 2012 Desk Calendar
Big Nate 2012 Desk Calendar: He thinks
big. He talks big. He acts big. The Big Nate 2012 Day-to-Day Calendar
features a Daily Extra!—puzzles, jokes, trivia and more on the back of each
page. $13.99 |
Buck Wear 2012 Desk Calendar
Buck Wear 2012 Desk Calendar: Humorous
hunting and outdoor sayings and photos—this daily tear off desk calendar
with a plastic stand features a different photo, factoid, inspiration or
humorous tidbit for each day. $12.99 |
Bunny Suicides 2012 Wall Calendar
Bunny Suicides 2012 Wall Calendar: Suicide
may be painless, but you’re liable to hurt yourself laughing over the new
methods these deeply depressed, yet cute and cuddly, bunnies have found to end
their existence. Andy Riley has given us 12 months of entertainment all in one
place, and while sometimes the method of bringing about the end isn’t what you
might expect, each new month has a new bunny ending. $13.99
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Busted Tees 2012 Mini Desk Calendar
Busted Tees 2012 Desk Calendar: A
favorite source of cool for celebrities and hipsters alike,
BustedTees.com is the undisputed leader in the world of funny t-shirts.
Each page of the Bustedtees 2012 Mini Day-to-Day Calendar features one
of the best and funniest designs that have made these tees so
phenomenally popular. There's no better way to get all the humor of
these shirts without the loads of dirty laundry. $8.99
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Charlie Sheen Winning 2012 Wall Calendar
Charlie Sheen Winning 2012 Wall Calendar:
You're either in Charlie Sheen's corner or your with the Trolls in this
16-month calendar that makes everyone a Winner! $13.99 |
College 2012 Wall Calendar
College 2012 Wall Calendar: This is just
what every college student and graduate needs—a calendar with no class! Each
month you'll find a humorous glimpse into the crazy world otherwise known as
college life. From dorm food to dating, mid-term exams to midnight
rendezvous, nothing is off limits. $13.99
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Do It Later! 2012 Planner
Do It Later! provides the tools required for a
hands-off (but effective) approach to work. Each weekly page has ample room
for appointments, along with procrastinator wisdom, tips, and quotes; a
section for prioritizing delay tactics; and all-important space for
doodling. $12.99 |
Doomsday 2012 Desk Calendar
Doomsday 2012 Desk Calendar: The
world is ending on December 21, 2012—so is this calendar. The irreverent
countdown to the Mayan day of destruction, the Doomsday! Calendar
ensures your last year on Earth will be an entertaining one, packed with
humor, survival tips, quotes, and more. $12.99 |
Give Up Weekly 2012 Wall Calendar
Give Up Weekly 2012 Wall Calendar: Do
sugar-coated lies and cliché photos actually motivate you to do better? Of
course not! If you want to get ahead in life, you need to know how things
really work. This calendar reveals the cold, hard truth. You need to be
demotivated. Week-per-page format. $14.99 |
Grandmas & Grandpas 2012 Desk Calendar
Grandmas & Grandpas 2012 Desk Calendar:
Grandparents are completely smitten with their grandchildren. Being a
grandparent is the single most important and satisfying role in their lives.
Each daily page of the Grandmas and Grandpas: Funny and True Tales 2012
Day-to-Day Calendar speaks to this lively and loving group with an amusing
anecdote, a useful tip, or a charming quote, like this one from an
eighty-year-old grandmother of five who has taught dance and exercise
classes for more than thirty years: "I'm going to bop until I drop."
$13.99 |
Happy Hour 2012 Wall Calendar
Happy Hour 2012 Wall Calendar: It's been
a long week, but it's Friday and the gang is meeting at the corner bar. You
know you'll feel better when you have a martini in hand and the chance to
say what you've really been thinking. This sassy new calendar pairs vintage
illustrations with snarky commentary we can all identify with! $13.99 |
High Times 2012 Wall Calendar
High Times 2012 Wall Calendar: Ever
wonder just how easy it might be to grow your own marijuana? Thinking of
starting your own private garden this year? Worried that you might fall
off schedule? This year HIGH TIMES is proud to offer the "2012 Ultimate
Grow Calendar. $13.99 |
Historical Tweets 2012 Mini Desk Calendar
Historical Tweets 2012 Desk Calendar:
From the ancient tweets of @Plato and @Socrates to modern updates from
@Napoleon, @WinstonChurchill, and @BabeRuth, Historical Tweets has all the
answers to history's biggest questions: What happened to the dragons? What
does "four score" mean? WWJT? Featuring a hysterical and completely made-up
tweet each day, the Historical Tweets 2012 Mini Day-to-Day Calendar is the
perfect calendar for those who can only handle 140 characters' worth of
history at a time (and don't mind breaking their history teachers' hearts)
$8.99 |
How to be a Gentleman 2012 Desk Calendar
How to be a Gentleman 2012 Desk Calendar:
A Timely Guide to Timeless Manners: Up to date tips on how to behave
politely in an impolite world. Should you take your Blackberry on vacation?
What is the best way to accept a compliment? Is an e-mail an acceptable
means of writing a Thank-You note? $13.99 |
Hungover Owls 2012 Wall Calendar
Hungover Owls 2012 Wall Calendar: What do
you get when you mix an owl and a bucket of sunshine? A whole lot of
hilariousness, that's what. Part of the tremendously popular trend in funny
animal web sites, the Hungover Owls calendar features 13 of the funniest
bleary-eyed creatures in their not-so-finest moments. With
belly-laugh-inducing captions about facing the morning after, this calendar
is sure to be a hit with animal enthusiasts and the college crowd alike.
$13.99 |
I Hate Everything 2012 Desk Calendar
I Hate Everything 2012 Desk Calendar:
Amateur haters step aside. It's time to learn what it really means to be
miserable. Because this guy hates everything, and he hates it 365 days
out of the year. From hating the little irks that happen now and then
(like the water that squirts out of the mustard bottle) to hating the
unfortunate realities of today's world (like that superheroes don't
exist... but villains do), Matthew DiBenedetti tells readers how he
really feels. With such a variety of daily, miserable musings, everyone
will find something to laugh at—and someone to loathe with—each day of
the year with the I Hate Everything 2012 Daily Calendar. $13.99
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Jeff Dunham 2012 Wall Calendar
Jeff Dunham 2012 Wall Calendar: Walter,
Bubba J, Peanut, José Jalapeño and Achmed: Five of the most popular
characters in the country. Voiced by Jeff Dunham—rated by Forbes as one of
the top 100 most powerful entertainers two years running—these puppets have
become a powerhouse. $14.99 |
Lamebook 2012 Desk Calendar
Lamebook 2012 Desk Calendar: 365
Hilarious Statuses, Fails, LOLs, and More! For your amusement, we’ve
collected the most hilarious, inappropriate, awkward, and of course, lame
posts, updates, and photos from your favorite networking site. $12.99 |
Magnificent Specimens 2012 Wall Calendar
Magnificent Specimens 2012 Wall Calendar:
Magnificent Specimens is the follow-up to the hugely popular 2011 calendar
of the same name. Specimens is another glimpse at photographer Dave Mead’s
extensive portrait series, featuring the 2009 World Beard & Mustache
Championship contestants: a collection of some of the World's most
extravagant beards and mustaches. Photographed in Anchorage, Alaska in 2009,
the portrait series has traveled the globe. Specimens has been exhibited in
New York City, Portland, Oregon and Melbourne, Australia. In addition to the
many publishings, the series has also been featured on ABCNews.com, NPR.com
and CNN.com. $13.99
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MikWright 2012 Hardcover Engagement Calendar
MikWright 2012 Engagement Calendar:
MikWright, humor, photographs, drinking MikWright pairs ordinary vintage
family and friend photos with hilarious one-liners for all occasions.
Whether it be alcohol, gender, or work…they have a comment for it all!
This planner includes a "Notes", "To Do" and "Shopping List" spread
after each week, measurement conversions, address pages, birthday &
events pages and more! The planner starts in September 2011 and includes
a total of 16 months. $15.99 |
MikWright 2012 Pocket Planner
MikWright 2012 Pocket Planner: MikWright
pairs ordinary vintage family and friend photos with hilarious one-liners
for all occasions. Whether it be alcohol, gender, or work…they have a
comment for it all! The calendar starts in September 2011 ending December
2012. $4.99 |
MikWright 2012 Wall Calendar
MikWright 2012 Wall Calendar: MikWright
pairs ordinary vintage family and friend photos with hilarious one-liners
for all occasions. Whether it be alcohol, gender, or work…they have a
comment for it all! All calendar pages are printed on FSC certified paper
with environmentally safe inks. $13.99 |
Murphy's Law 2012 Desk Calendar
Murphy's Law 2012 Desk Calendar: Call it
irony, call it a coincidence, or call it Murphy's Law—the popular adage that
states if anything can go wrong, it will. For thirty years, the Murphy's Law
2012 Day-to-Day Calendar has provided laws and principles on things that go
awry. J.T.'s Law of Technical Support: The better the customer service, the
sooner you get to speak with someone who can't help you. Advanced Law of the
Search: The first place to look for anything is the last place you would
expect to find it. It's a perfect calendar for those who frequently lament,
"Why me?" It may not improve prospects, but at least it helps explain the
mishaps and mayhem in our lives with humor. $13.99 |
Obama Diaries 2012 Desk Calendar
Obama Diaries Desk Calendar: In her
best-selling book, Laura Ingraham shares diary entries that mysteriously
came into her possession and were purportedly written by President Obama,
his wife, and administration officials. Among the hilarious (and
satirical) "entries" that draw back the curtain on a White House that is
not nearly so perfectly politic as it would have us believe, she offers
commentary and examples that skewer the deification of Obama by an eager
press corps, the Obama-led power grab by liberal elites, and the
president's ruinous policies. An entry from this cautionary tale about
the future of the nation is featured on each daily page of the Obama
Diaries 2012 Day-to-Day Calendar. $13.99 |
Oh No Obama 2012 Desk Calendar
Oh No Obama 2012 Desk Calendar: The
curtain has been pulled back on Obama and his empty promises and ruinous
decisions. More and more of us are seeing him for the tax-and-spend and
leftist-leaning politico he's revealed himself to be. Obamacare's a bust.
The economy is teetering. Individual rights are endangered. The Oh, No!
Obama! 2012 Day-to-Day Calendar is for those who see him clearly and those
who need to open their eyes before it's too late. It contains presidential
mistakes and misstatements, jabs from the right and the left, jokes at
Obama's expense, and enough timely observations to make him one-and-done.
$13.99 |
Palinisms 2012 Desk Calendar
Palinisms 2012 Desk Calendar: Sure, there
may be fewer pronouncements from George W. for us to cringe at and mock
mercilessly, but don't fret. There's a new language mangler, logic defier,
and intelligence insulter in town. Sarah Palin may have quit her governor
job, but she just can't quit spewing ridiculous remarks that fuel her
detractors (that is, thinking people) and firmly establish her as the
darling of the conservative right, of teabaggers, and of suckers for a
pretty face. Her most outrageous comments are collected here, culled from
her interviews, speeches, posts, and tweets. They're as funny as they are
scary, and that's somethin' ya just can't refudiate, dontcha know. $13.99
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Passive-Aggressive Notes 2012 Desk Calendar
Passive-Aggressive Notes 2012 Desk
Calendar: Spend your year with painfully polite and hilariously
hostile notes from Kerry Miller's best-selling book and web site. These
notes are disguised as helpful advice, a gentle reminder, or a friendly
request that are sugarcoated with smiley faces, but betrayed by one too
many exclamation points. $13.99 |
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies 2012 Wall Calendar
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies 2012 Wall
Calendar: With zombie action, classic romance, and gruesome
decapitations all year long, this calendar features original full-color
illustrations and quotes from Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. Includes
both zombie and Jane Austen holidays. $13.99 |
