Satire 2012 Wall Calendars

Redneck 2012 Wall Calendar

Redneck 2012 Wall Calendar: Finally—a calendar with attitude for every kind of outdoor enthusiast, from hunters to fisherman! This hilarious calendar is the perfect gift for the hunter or fisherman in your life. $14.99

Retro Ice Box 2012 Wall Calendar

Retro Ice Box 2012 Wall Calendar: From the satirical retro greeting card collection comes the new 2012 wall calendar featuring the same nostalgic photographs with edgy, biting wit and an unmistakably acerbic sensibility. Perfect for the whole (dysfunctional) family! You never know what you might find in the Ice Box!  $14.99

Retro Spoof 2012 Wall Calendar

Retro Spoof 2012 Wall Calendar: Kick it old school with vintage-inspired images that combine an appreciation for boozing with a new witticism each month. This calendar will have you laughing so hard that you’ll fall off your barstool! $14.99

Sarah Palin WTF 2012 Wall Calendar

Sarah Palin WTF 2012 Wall Calendar: “Denali, the great one, soaring under the midnight sun. And then the extremes. In the winter time it’s the frozen road that is competing with the view of ice fogged frigid beauty, the cold though, doesn’t it split the Cheechakos from the Sourdoughs?” WTF? Did she really just say that? You betcha! From the publisher who brought you the national best selling George W. Bush Out of Office Countdown calendar, comes a comedic celebration of the best bloopers, blunders, strange ramblings, unintentional poetics, and goofy logic of America’s most-watched rogue politician, Sarah Palin. Featuring the classic blunders, the worst of the press interviews, offhand embarrassments, and the latest and greatest mistakes committed as this maverick’s star continues to shine, from Unalakleet to Juneau and beyond. ISBN: 1402259956 $12.99
 

Selfish Pigs 2012 Mini Wall Calendar

Selfish Pigs 2012 Mini Wall Calendar: "Pigs are pigs," is a powerful understatement that will come to mind again and again as you move through the twelve months of this 2012 mini wall calendar featuring the hilarious cartoons of Andy Riley. Be careful about noticing how much January resembled your next-door cubicle dweller though, you just never know whether or not June may turn out to be you! Calendar week begins with Monday. $7.99   Wall Calendar $13.99

Sex 2012 Desk Calendar

Sex 2012 Desk Calendar: The saucy editors at Nerve.com bring another year of hilarious, naughty fun that guarantees satisfaction each and every day. $12.99

Signspotting 2012 Desk Calendar

Signspotting 2012 Desk Calendar: Signspotting is the ultimate collection of accidentally entertaining signs spotted around the world, including the Pennsylvania sign that warns: CAUTION PULLING ACTIVATES DOOR to the Chinese sign that helpfully notes: STEP TO THE MOON. BE CAREFUL!. Each day of the Signspotting: Absurd and Amusing Signs from Around the World 2012 Day-to-Day Calendar presents a color photograph of an ironic, suggestive, bizarre, mislabeled, misspelled, or otherwise amusing sign. As US Today says, "Danger: These signs may cause excessive laughter." $13.99
 

Six Word Memoirs 2012 Desk Calendar

Six-Word Memoirs® 2012 Desk Calendar: Based on the best-selling book series from the online community, SMITH Magazine, the memoirs in this new daily calendar are irresistibly clever and inexplicably captivating. Sometimes shocking, often hilarious or movies, these "American haikus" have become a compulsive global phenomenon. $13.99

Smiley World 2012 Wall Calendar

Smiley World 2012 Wall Calendar: For 40 years, the cheeky and cheerful icons of the Smiley Company have been bringing grins to the faces of fans the world over. With thousands of variations on the signature yellow smiley face that play off trends in popular culture and design, these calendars have a smiley to match every mood. This wall calendar celebrates the range of Smiley Company's offerings, with each month's smilies organized according to a different theme. $14.99

Someecards 2012 Wall Calendar

Someecards 2012 Wall Calendar: From the creators of someecards.com comes an entire year unforgettable sentiments for every month. These are sure to make you laugh! $13.99
Desk Calendar $13.99
Hardcover Engagement Calendar $13.99

Strange Brew 2012 Desk Calendar

Strange Brew 2012 Desk Calendar: This calendar doesn't tread on the Tea Party?it stomps all over it. Within its pages are hilarious quotes, including the misstatements of actual Tea Party members like Rand Paul, Christine O'Donnell, and Carl Paladino; funny jokes, all at the Tea Party's expense, of course; jabs from liberal and even some conservative pundits; and examples of the ridiculously stupid signs seen at Tea Party rallies and protests. The Strange Brew: Bagging on the Tea Party 2012 Day-to-Day Calendar is for anyone who wants (or needs) to be liberated from the Tea Party once and for all. $13.99
 

Stupid Criminals 2012 Desk Calendar

Stupid Criminals 2012 Desk Calendar: A daily dose of the dumbest criminals ever. This daily tear off desk calendar with a plastic stand features a different photo, factoid, inspiration or humorous tidbit for each day. $12.99

Stupid History 2012 Desk Calendar

Stupid History 2012 Desk Calendar: Surprising, strange, and often amusing, the stories on the daily pages of the Stupid History 2012 Day-to-Day Calendar give new meaning to the words "stupid history." Culled from Leland Gregory's books, Stupid History, Stupid American History, and his newest release "S" is for Stupid: An Encyclopedia of Stupidity, the excerpts will shock history buffs who will be amazed to learn that the ancient Japanese held farting contests and awarded prizes for loudness and duration, that Al Capone's older brother was a police officer in Nebraska, and that the Harrison County School Board in Mississippi banned a Jewish student from wearing a Star of David in 1999 because it might be mistaken for a gang symbol. Stupid or not, it's history. $13.99
 

Talking Fortune Teller 2012 Wall Calendar

Talking Fortune Teller 2012 Wall Calendar: Bring the old-fashioned mechanical fortune teller booths of the carnival and boardwalk to any room of the house. Every month features a different clairvoyant who promises to peer into your future and, at the press of a button, answer whatever questions you have. $15.99

Texts from Last Night 2012 Desk Calendar

Texts from Last Night 2012 Desk Calendar: Remember that text you shouldn't have sent last night? Let's face it, in this day and age, we have all sent or received one of those texts. Textsfromlastnight.com is a regularly updated blog that posts text messages submitted by users that either sent out or received regrettable text messages (the night before). Based on this popular Web site—the success of which led to the Texts from Last Night book—this daily calendar includes 'the best of' from both the website and book, as well as all-new texts that are sure to entertain! $12.99

The Oatmeal 2012 Wall Calendar

The Oatmeal 2012 Wall Calendar: Based on Matthew Inman's New York Times best-selling book 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin In the Mouth. With over 82 million page views, The Oatmeal is one of the most popular webcomics online today. The calendar also includes a free pull out poster. $13.99

The Official NObama 2012 Wall Calendar

The Official NObama 2012 Wall Calendar: Barack Obama ran for president on a platform based on hope and change. Now, more than two years into his presidency, that hope feels a lot more like despair, and the only change is what's left in taxpayers' pockets after footing the bills for his tax-and-spend programs. America has realized that the emperor has no clothes. The next change will be his address in 2013—after Americans vote him out of Washington and back to Illinois. One and done. The Nobama 2012 Wall Calendar counts down to that day when he's sent packing. It's filled with quotes and photos that show his true colors and with uniquely American historically significant dates. $13.99
 

The Onion News Blackout 2012 Desk Calendar

The Onion News Blackout 2012 Desk Calendar: You can count on the award-winning news coverage of The Onion. This daily calendar is packed with entertaining headlines, news snippets, interviews, reviews, and other dispensable misinformation. $12.99

The Original Pink Flamingo 2012 Wall Calendar

The Original Pink Flamingo 2012 Wall Calendar: On the 40th birthday of the Pink Plastic Flamingo, Don Featherstone asked its owners to send pictures that demonstrated their feelings for his creation. See some of the results in this kitschy calendar. Over 20 million pairs sold! $13.95

The Worst-Case Scenario 2012 Desk Calendar

The Worst-Case Scenario 2012 Desk Calendar: Essential survival knowledge, extreme scenarios, and profiles of famous survivors greet you every day in this calendar. Based on the best-selling Worst-Case Scenario series. $12.99

The Year's Best Bumper Stickers 2012 Desk Calendar

The Year's Best Bumper Stickers 2012 Desk Calendar: More than 300 hilarious sayings will brighten your days, and you won't have to take your eyes off the road! From witty to sarcastic, thought provoking to silly, this daily calendar is certain to entertain. $13.99

Urban Dictionary 2012 Desk Calendar

Urban Dictionary 2012 Desk Calendar: "Urban Dictionary is like Wordie's bad, older brother who taught it how to smoke and swear." —Wordnik Entertaining and informative, the Urban Dictionary 2012 Day-to-Day Calendar culls from the popular, user-created Web site UrbanDictionary.com to give readers each day one of the funniest, wittiest, and most provocative phrases that define the modern slang scene. Readers can find out if they've been "unsulted," what it means when someone texts tf;dg, and what to do when one of their friends says, "Beer me one of those Urban Dictionary calendars, will ya?" $13.99

Vampireology 2012 Wall Calendar

Vampireology 2012 Wall Calendar: The fangtastically popular calendarVampireology is back. A reissue of the 2011 edition, the Vampireology 2012 Wall Calendar is based on Vampireology, the true history of vampires, or the "Fallen Ones," who have lived amongst us since the beginning of time. A rich and mesmerizing resource, this calendar presents an inside look at vampires, including information on vampire powers, how to spot a vampire, how to protect oneself, and the state of vampiric activity in the world. Complete with special features and interactive elements, this calendar is for anyone who dares to investigate these terrifying creatures. $14.99

Vampires 2012 Desk Calendar

Vampires 2012 Desk Calendar: "The children of the night—what beautiful music they make." —Dracula, by Bram Stoker Vampires: Legends Lore Practices and Protections 2012 Day-to-Day Calendar chronicles chilling example after example of vampires' hypnotic hold over popular culture—from the Dark Ages to the digital age, from Bram Stoker's Dracula to Team Edward. * Vampires continue to dominate Hollywood, television, publishing, and graphic novels, and goth remains at the vanguard of fashion and music. * A perfect gift for any vampire fan, from tweens reading Twilight and Octavia Butler to the True Blood cocktail party crowd. * Filled with everything any vampire lover needs to know, including trivia, stories, quotes, essential readings, and must-see movies. $13.99
 

WTF? 2012 Desk Calendar

WTF? 2012 Desk Calendar: All year long, this calendar takes you through inventively therapeutic, sometimes illegal, always hilarious solutions to life's many problematic situations. Whether it happens at the office or at home, out on the town or in the bedroom, life's most f*#!ed up situations are covered in this calendar. $13.99
 

Website a Day Undated Desk Calendar

Website a Day Undated 2012 Desk Calendar: Here are 365 great websites to distract you every day. You can start any day of the year. Plus there is lots of memo pad space for you to write your own notes (or jot down your own crazy links). The undated pages are numbered Day 1, Day 2, Day 3. $16.99

Weed 2012 Desk Calendar

Weed 2012 Desk Calendar: From how to grow it, ways to consume it, and places to hide it, to myths debunked, stupid crimes, and pot in pop culture, this smokin’ calendar is guaranteed to keep readers giggling—long after the buzz wears off. $13.99

Who Farted? 2012 Wall Calendar

Who Farted? 2012 Wall Calendar: Every month, Who Farted? asks the age-old question alongside a straightforward full-color photograph. Press the button at the bottom of the page, and one of fifteen different fart noises adds a whole new dimension to the seemingly innocent image. $15.99

Zombies 2012 Wall Calendar

Zombies 2012 Wall Calendar: The walking dead have never been so creepy, so disgusting, and so much fun. William Stout, production designer for the cult classic movie Return of the Living Dead, has created 12 new zombie images for this totally gruesome and completely cheeky calendar. Fans will relish such art as Leper-chaun Zombie, Back-to-School Zombie, and Easter Bunny Zombie, carrying its basketful of pastel-colored brains. Zombie factoids and important dates in zombie history are included on each full-color monthly spread of the Zombies 2012 Wall Calendar. $13.99

Zombies 2012 Wall Calendar

Zombies 2012 Wall Calendar: The current zombie mania is evident in several new movies, comic books, novels, a TV series, and even stage productions. This new calendar features illustrations of zombies in all of their creepy, gory glory— flesh decaying as they pursue their human prey. $13.99

Zombies Year of Infection 2012 Wall Calendar

Zombies Year of Infection 2012 Wall Calendar: Zombies 2012: The Year of Infection 2012 Wall Calendar is a pulse-pounding, suspenseful chronicle of the zombie apocalypse. Follow Dr. Robert Twombly's yearlong journey as he heads north, where—he hopes—the undead will be slowed by the colder climate. Encountering scores of the infected along the way, Twombly chronicles his experience through graphic drawings and detailed descriptions of zombies, along with terrifying tales of survival. * A frighteningly funny new contribution to the massively popular zombie resurgence, Zombies 2012: The Year of Infection 2012 Wall Calendar will keep fans running for their lives all year long. * Includes illustrations and text featuring the very best of zombie (after)life, including death, reanimation, deterioration, and, of course, bites! $13.99

Zombies 2012 Desk Calendar

Zombies 2012 Desk Calendar: "They're coming to get you, Barbara!" —Night of the Living Dead (1968) From voodoo legends to Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and Dawn of the Dead, zombies have been one of the most popular and fascinating nightmares in popular culture. This all-new daily calendar gathers everything you'd ever want to know about the undead in one ultimate package, including facts, myths, quotes, and stories. * Covering every great example of the genre, Zombies: Facts, Myths, Quotes, and Stories from Every Attack 2012 Day-to-Day Calendar unearths the best from George Romero to World War Z, 28 Days Later, and The Walking Dead. $13.99