2012 Occupational Humor Wall Calendars

Dictionary of Corporate Bullshit 2012 Desk Calendar Dictionary of Corporate Bullshit 2012 Desk Calendar: Each day of the The Dictionary of Corporate Bullsht 2012 Day-to-Day Calendar explains the true, hidden meaning of one example of business double-talk and lingo after another. Every "self starter" (someone who will have no supervision, guidance, or training) will learn to see the "big picture" (rationalization term managers use to justify their salaries) in order to meet "goals" (objectives that are either thrust upon you by your boss or that you are forced to write yourself, which will likely be used against you during your performance review) and climb the corporate ladder straight to the top. A great gift for anyone's daily slog through the corporate jungle. $13.99	Office Time Killers 2012 Desk Calendar Office Time Killers 2012 Desk Calendar: Millions of work hours are wasted every year by employees trying to figure out how to while away their day. Surfing the Internet is passé, and gabbing around the water cooler is nothing if not cliché. Now workers can spend the precious hours between 9 and 5 where they should—hunched over a desk, pretending to work. With Office Time-Killers: Sneaky Ways of Slacking Off 2012 Day-to-Day Calendar, you can pretend to be scribbling notes when, in actuality, you're practicing your doodling skills! Filled with a year's worth of picture-starters, games, and simpler activities, this is the perfect way to let your mind wander, channel excess energy, or figure out what animal will appear once you connect the dots. * The perfect gift for co-workers. * Chock-full of enough fun to waste an entire year. $13.99	Office Antics 2012 Wall Calendar Office Antics 2012 Wall Calendar: In the latest Gary Patterson calendar, Office Antics, all the challenges and frustrations of working 9 to 5 are delightfully brought to life. With Gary's endearingly funny illustrations, you'll have a laugh at the office antics and situations we've all experienced. $13.99
Lawyers 2012 Desk Calendar Lawyers 2012 Desk Calendar: Practicing law is a tough profession. From pushy clients to overbearing judges to hostile witnesses—lawyers have it rough. Luckily the Lawyers: Jokes Quotes and Anecdotes 2012 Day-to-Day Calendar guarantees to add laughs to their otherwise arduous days. Filled with witty jokes, bizarre laws, entertaining quips, and incredible but true excerpts from actual court records, this daily calendar provides enough humor to keep lawyers, or anyone associated with the law, from taking things too personally. $13.99	Medical Bloopers 2012 Desk Calendar Medical Bloopers 2012 Desk Calendar: Be amazed by true tales of hospital high jinks, exam-room faux pas, and insurance escapades. Real-life healthcare professionals dispense daily doses of medical bloopers to tickle funny bones and brighten the days of other doctors, nurses, and medical caregivers. With its entertaining patient anecdotes, amusing transcription typos, and comical co-worker blunders, the Medical Bloopers 2012 Day-to-Day Calendar provides a year's worth of chuckles and grins, proving once again that laughter is the best medicine. $13.99	Medical Cartoon-A-Day 2012 Desk Calendar Medical Cartoon-A-Day 2012 Desk Calendar: Take a mental-health break each day with cleverly cartooned medical high jinks as illustrated by humorist Jonny Hawkins. He dispenses a daily dose of healthcare humor to tickle funny bones and brighten the days of medical professionals. For its year's worth of chuckles and grins, the Medical Cartoon-a-Day 2012 Day-to-Day Calendar is exactly what the doctor prescribed, proving once again that laughter is the best medicine. $13.99
Nurses 2012 Desk Calendar Nurses 2012 Desk Calendar: Nurses truly are everyday heroes! This career is not for the lazy or faint of heart. In what other profession can a twelve-hour day consist of saving a life, cheering a patient's family, moments of hope and understanding, and, of course, humor? The day-to-day chaos that these medical professionals face and tame is highlighted in the Nurses: Jokes Quotes and Anecdotes 2012 Day-to-Day Calendar, which features true nursing tales, profiles on famous nurses, funny jokes, and much more. At the end of a long shift, nurses know that laughter is still the best medicine. $13.99	Nurses 2012 Wall Calendar Nurses 2012 Wall Calendar: Gone are the days when nurses wore white starched uniforms and pointed caps, but the modern nurse will still appreciate the funny Nurses: A Year's Dose of Humor 2012 Wall Calendar. Each monthly spread features a black-and-white vintage photo, accompanied by a humorous caption. No matter the era, a sense of humor is vital in the nursing profession. $13.99	Gary Patterson Office Antics 2012 Mini Wall Calendar Gary Patterson Office Antics 2012 Mini Wall Calendar: Gary Patterson is one of America’s best-loved artists. In Office Antics, all the challenges and frustrations of working 9 to 5 are delightfully brought to life. With Gary’s endearingly funny illustrations, you’ll have a laugh at the office antics and situations we’ve all experienced. $7.99
The Office 2012 Desk Calendar The Office 2012 Desk Calendar: There are a lot of things that help workers get through a day at the office—coffee, sticky notes, laughter, just to name a few. Luckily, The Office: Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes 2012 Sticky Note Day-to-Day Calendar offers two of the three. Overflowing with funny jokes, time-management tips, office-related quotes from movies or well-known authors, and resume blunders—but no caffeine—each page is also a sticky note that you can post in your office or cube or use to jot down a message and share with a coworker. $13.99	Office Pranks and Pastimes Office Pranks and Pastimes: If you are wondering how to get through the day without succumbing to the brain-sucking tedium that is your job, then there is only one thing left to do. Give your day a lift with these pranks and pastimes! Work will be much more fun when you are playing office basketball, building paper planes, or giving your co-worker’s desk a much-needed makeover. Just consult this handy guide for workplace cheer. Includes 60 ways to brighten your day. $7.99

Funny Occupational 2012 Wall Calendars